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Rack Your Super Bowl Options
It’s hard to believe that the Super Bowl is already upon us, but come Sunday, people will be packed into bars eagerly waiting to...
Late-Night in the 817
We’re touched. You like our town so much that you’re planning on staying out until the wee hours on at least one night. Excellent...
Trunk Talk
I have to cop to something: I'm a little out of touch. I learned this at the White Elephant Saloon, of all places. Until...
Hurricane Hooters
I turned 36 on Monday, and to celebrate I decided to go to Hurricane Harbor with a few friends, because, clearly, that’s what four...
That Silverleaf Chill
I can’t say I’ve ever been a big fan of cigars, but it’s not because there is something inherently bothersome about them to me....
Wasted
Ever heard that saying about how little man really knows about the ocean? You know, how we supposedly know more about deep space than...
Go to Fubar (Just Not When I’m There, Please)
As much as I want mom-and-pop bars and restaurants to succeed, I'm also a selfish bastard who hates crowds. See, every once in a...
Tow the Line at Arts Goggle
I don’t know the attendance or sales metrics, but from my observations (a series increasingly beery ambles between The Boiled Owl, The Chat Room...
Food Stalling for Time
With all the growing up our Fort has been doing in the last decade, it feels like we’re a little overdue for a food...
Huts of Chuckles
A couple of years ago, when The Moon was still around, I tried my hand at stand-up comedy. Three times, in fact. Spent my...
