Summer Transfer Roundup
Hello, everyone. I meant to publish this transfer column after the window closed on Sept. 1, but then stuff kept happening after that, so...
All In (But for Real)
It’s finally time to utter the best four-word sequence you can hear during the summer. No, not “high below 100 degrees,” though that’s pretty...
Pickin’ and a-Grinnin’
Finally, some good news. Football Christmas is here! Thursday night, the NFL begins their annual three-day player-selection spectacular, this time in Green Bay. Football...
There Goes My Hero
It’s Week 2, and I’m already block walking and knocking doors in the campaign for Dak for MVP. “Hello. Do you have a moment...
World Cup Wrap-Up
The party’s over, and Argentina’s late-game magic finally ran out. The final in East Rutherford, New Jersey, was mostly one-way traffic for Spain, but...
Same as It Ever Was
Welp, that sucked. After all the excitement and all the hype that fools like me have been fluffing all offseason, the “new look” Cowboys...
Back in the Saddle
Chad Blankenship describes his Professional Bull Riders team’s Rattler Days as “a distinctly hometown event.”
The happening includes the Ariat Texas Rattlers franchise staging their...
World Cup Update
By the time you read this, Team USA will have likely played its Wednesday evening round-of-32 match against Bosnia-Herzegovina, and you will be either...
Old Dogs, New Picks
Few things cleanse the football palate like the heady days following the NFL draft — bourbon, prime beef, and shoplifting might also make that...
Draft Punk
We’ve made it kids. Happy Football Christmas to all who celebrate! The NFL is always flexing on the rest of the sports landscape, but...



















