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Film Reviews

Tiny Nation House

Here’s a 94-minute found-footage horror movie that would have worked better as an 8-minute found-footage Funny or Die comedy sketch. They’re Watching, which opens...

Tumbling Run

I don’t watch The Big Bang Theory, so I was unfamiliar with Melissa Rauch before I saw her lead performance in The Bronze, which...

Child of God

The title Miracles from Heaven has already made up your mind whether you’re going to see this movie or not. If you subscribe to...

Bonus Film Review: 10 Cloverfield Lane

The headline on the Guardian's review of 10 Cloverfield Lane reads "more Hitchcock than Xbox." I like the British newspaper, but this isn't one...

Grim and Grimmer

If you’ve heard anything about The Brothers Grimsby, it’s probably that the movie has a joke in which Donald Trump contracts AIDS. Supposedly the...

Buried Child

If you’ve seen a few too many uninspired Holocaust dramas like I have, you might start to think that the subject is played out...

The Hop Cop

I must admit that for a Disney animated film about an adorable little bunny rabbit, Zootopia proved harder to shake off than I expected....

Unbreakable Kimmy Baker

I hate to keep harping on the subject of whitewashing, but Hollywood keeps shoving it back in my face. One of the major supporting...

Oscar’s Hidden Gold

I’m joining the Oscar boycott this year. It’s partly out of sympathy with #OscarsSoWhite, but it’s mostly because I don’t think any of the...

Bonus Film Review: The Mermaid

Big movies tend to come out in the Far East around Chinese New Year, and the recent festivities included the likes of Kung Fu...