Yippi-ki-Hey, Where’s My Purse?

Texas’ Plans for Planned Parenthood

TCU Tuition Blues

Cheers to Burton

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Senator Mary Landrieu, a Democrat from Louisiana, right, speaks as Senator Joe Manchin, a Democrat from West Virginia, looks on during a news conference.

A Smelly Win for the U.S.

Static was ecstatic that the Senate voted “no” on the Keystone Pipeline last week. But the 59-41 margin was far closer than would have...

WTF Avenue

An engineer must have confused his street designs with a tangled ball of yarn. What else would explain the confounding twists and turns that...

Kitties, Cornered

Several Fort Worth animal-rescue groups are forming a coalition to address the abandonment of dozens of cats and dogs in the Riverside area. The...

Eavesdropping With Ease

A Las Vegas-based tech company recently discovered that, yes, our phone calls are possibly being monitored, and no, we don’t know who’s doing it....

Drolen Rollin’ Out of TV?

Static’s favorite local morning news show took another hit recently. CBS-11 This Morning typically lags behind Channels 4, 5, and 8 in the ratings,...
Mmm, healthy.

Grading on the Curve

TransCanada, the Canadian builder and owner of some of the worst pipelines in both Canada and this country, including the Keystone pipeline network that...
A UMNS photo by Paul Jeffrey.

How Many Times?

Just a few weeks ago, Static was lamenting that Corrections Corporation of America, the largest private prison outfit in the U.S., probably would get...

A New Mouthpiece

Joe Palazzolo is burning through attorneys the way Elizabeth Taylor went through husbands. In March, the former assistant principal at Arlington Heights High was...

A Game of Creepfrog

Residents of the University West neighborhood just can’t get a break from the “TCU creep.” No, that’s not some weirdo performing lewd acts in...

While There’s Still Hope

In case somebody didn’t notice it because we had such beautifully mild conditions here for once, August around the world was the hottest since...