Fowl Persuasion

Tax Attack

Left, Right, Left, Right, Left

Color Us Happy

Harvesting Elections

Blotch Jumbo

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Autopsies in Wonderland

Tarrant County Auditor Renee Tidwell recently released the results of an audit of the Tarrant County Medical Examiner's Office, and while no skeletons were...

No Scrooges Here

So, Thanksgiving came and went and nobody at Static's house burned the rolls or even complained about the food. The Horned Frog football team...

Studying Fire While Rome Burns

"I woke up in a puddle of my vomit ... I might have stopped breathing ... I might have been slipping into a coma...

Thank God and Greyhound, is she gone yet?

Fourteen minutes and one second ... 14 minutes and two seconds ... 14 minutes and three seconds ... . Sarah Palin's 15 minutes of...

What Will It Take?

Sometimes, surely, opponents of Tasers must feel like they are in a nightmare, where they are screaming but no sound comes out. Especially in...

Hypocrisy in the Air

Static is underwhelmed with the news, reported last Friday on WFAA-TV/Channel 8, that the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality has discovered elevated levels of...

Dirty Dish

In the last few years, since gas compressor stations arrived in the Denton County town of DISH, Jim Caplinger, 61, has developed a nervous...

A Thousand Times No (Or at Least Twice)

The poor old Texas Constitution - it's got more holes in it than Rush Limbaugh's logic. But the idea of replacing it with an...

Teach the Parents Well

    Sometimes parents just don't get it. They try so hard to protect little Jimmy and Janie from the disappointments of life that they lose...

Putting Money Where Their Wheels Are

Within days of Fort Worth Weekly's cover story on skateboarders ("Pool Sharks," Sept. 16, 2009), a reader e-mailed to say that she and several...