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Dogged Prosecution

Cowtown Samurai

Billy Bob’s? Let’s Talk, Fam

Blotch Jumbo

Static

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Camp Town

We can't help it, apparently - newsies can't start a new year without pausing to analyze the old one, picking over its bones for...

Inhale, Inhale

OK, it's time for New Year's resolutions: Lose weight; check. Cut back on the vino; check. Be kinder to strangers; check. And ... die...

Mayfest Waves On

A sick pig can't keep a friendly lion like Mayfest down. The City of Fort Worth's devastating decision to cancel this year's event due...

Autopsies in Wonderland

Tarrant County Auditor Renee Tidwell recently released the results of an audit of the Tarrant County Medical Examiner's Office, and while no skeletons were...

No Scrooges Here

So, Thanksgiving came and went and nobody at Static's house burned the rolls or even complained about the food. The Horned Frog football team...

Studying Fire While Rome Burns

"I woke up in a puddle of my vomit ... I might have stopped breathing ... I might have been slipping into a coma...

Thank God and Greyhound, is she gone yet?

Fourteen minutes and one second ... 14 minutes and two seconds ... 14 minutes and three seconds ... . Sarah Palin's 15 minutes of...

What Will It Take?

Sometimes, surely, opponents of Tasers must feel like they are in a nightmare, where they are screaming but no sound comes out. Especially in...

Hypocrisy in the Air

Static is underwhelmed with the news, reported last Friday on WFAA-TV/Channel 8, that the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality has discovered elevated levels of...

Dirty Dish

In the last few years, since gas compressor stations arrived in the Denton County town of DISH, Jim Caplinger, 61, has developed a nervous...