Fowl Persuasion

Tax Attack

Left, Right, Left, Right, Left

Color Us Happy

Harvesting Elections

Blotch Jumbo

Static

Static

She Can See His Hair From There

It's hard to imagine who would be a worse governor, incumbent Republican Rick Perry or Republican challenger U.S. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison. Unless, gosh...

Salvation through Science

The title of the sermon tickled Static's little secular pea-pickin' heart: "Thank God for Evolution: How the Scientific Method is the Path to Salvation."...

Salvation through Science

The title of the sermon tickled Static's little secular pea-pickin' heart: "Thank God for Evolution: How the Scientific Method is the Path to Salvation."...

Spreading it Around

Static's old Stock Show-loving granny used to say, "When life hands you cow poop, make cow poop-ade." Why life would be handling cow manure...

Spreading it Around

Static's old Stock Show-loving granny used to say, "When life hands you cow poop, make cow poop-ade." Why life would be handling cow manure...

Too Dear to Measure

"It is not too much to expect that our children will enjoy in their homes electrical energy too cheap to meter. ... This is...

Too Dear to Measure

"It is not too much to expect that our children will enjoy in their homes electrical energy too cheap to meter. ... This is...

Oh Say, We Can See

Static, who, at least when it comes to writing, is generally quail-free, quails at the thought of summing up in any little piss-ant, 500-word...

Oh Say, We Can See

Static, who, at least when it comes to writing, is generally quail-free, quails at the thought of summing up in any little piss-ant, 500-word...

If It Drives Like a Duck …

Sigh. The spin industry and its forebear, the marketing behemoth, think we are all such simps. "Used" cars seem low-class, so they became "pre-owned."...