Fowl Persuasion

Tax Attack

Left, Right, Left, Right, Left

Color Us Happy

Harvesting Elections

Blotch Jumbo

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Covering Man Holes

The manner in which we normally read the Fort Worth Star-Telegram’s “Cheers & Jeers” section probably says a lot about our psychological makeup. What...

Achilles Heals

How’s this for a pick-up line: “I’ll tell you a secret. Something they don’t teach you in your temple. The Gods envy us. They...

There’s Something about Mary Lou

Mary Lou Bruner seems harmless enough. The gray-haired, bespectacled grandmother running for one of 15 seats on the Texas Board of Education could have...

Hocus SCOTUS

While we send our sincere condolences to the large family and numerous friends of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who died — peacefully and...

Coughing Between the Lines

In last week’s Metropolis story (“Big Brown, Big Bad,” Feb. 3), we described how local residents attended a Texas Commission on Environmental Quality public...

Chest Having Fun

Static has a snarky good time examining the doings of residents, government officials, and various power players in this fair city of ours. Despite...

Who’s Against Hooters?

A group of locals led by Sundance Square creator Ed Bass is apparently trying to become the human embodiment of a big brassiere ––...

Stock Show Parade or Klan Rally?

Fort Worth Stock Show & Rodeo officials are barring people from displaying the Confederate battle flag at official events from now on. The ban...

Memory Master Forgets to Win

If you’re ever looking for a wingman, consider Fort Worth resident Ronnie White. Thanks to the man’s impressive cerebrum, he can recall women’s names...

Putting Stock in Preservation

Thought the Stockyards was already “historic”? Think again. A large swath of it –– Exchange Avenue east and west of Main Street and north...