Fowl Persuasion

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Color Us Happy

Harvesting Elections

Blotch Jumbo

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Carswell Goes National

Static has been amazed - make that appalled - for years that the Weekly's continuing revelations about the horrors of the women's federal prison...

Bad Puppy

Those folks at Chesapeake Energy are so thoughty. Realizing that kids dragged to public hearings about the Barnett Shale could get bored and fussy,...

You Need Us (Sob)

Put down the video game for a minute and take that thing out of your ear. Do you reaaallly want to know why you...

Sins of the World

An institution as large and as complex as the Catholic Church presents an enormous target for its critics, especially since its stands often go...

Taxpayer — Prime Cut

Gee, where to start? The Tarrant County College questions are piling up like food on a three-meat barbecue plate.  In the fine print of the...

Starting to Sound Like “Children of the Corn”

Everywhere Static turns these days is another message about the wonders of the Barnett Shale. Tommy Lee Jones' serious face looks out from...

Failing Dignity 101

June is graduation season, and Static, as recipient of a fair share of invitations and writer of resulting checks, figures it gets to make...

A Lonesome Dove Probably Has a Bigger Brain

Left-wing Hollywood celebrities sure get annoying with all their talk about saving rain forests and Darfur and Katrina victims and protecting the planet from...

Send the Board Back to School

Education has long been one of the places where the radical right in this country tends to reveal its true colors. Many of them...

Tandy is Dandy

Don Young is a never-say-die dude, which is why his name appears in this column so often. His protests against urban gas drilling were...