Chow, Baby

Anticipation

Chow, Baby
On a near-daily basis for months now, Chow, Baby has been monitoring the “Coming Soon – Pho Bella” sign in the middle of the My Lan strip mall at Beach and Belknap sts.


Go-Go Pantego

Chow, Baby
Here’s another thing Chow, Baby has never understood: Pantego. Never known anybody who lives there, not sure exactly where the mile-square town’s boundaries are (for location, the town’s web site gives “...



Memory Lane

Chow, Baby
These days, Chow, Baby stops in at Fort Worth Weekly’s palatial near-downtown offices now and then to crab in person about its expense-account limits.


Yes, You Have No Bananas

Chow, Baby
Chow, Baby was attempting to satisfy an old craving and instead picked up a new pet peeve.



How ’Bout Dat

Chow, Baby
One look at a soursop-an ugly, green, bumpy, pear-shaped alleged fruit, related to the cherimoya (if that helps you place it)-and the only possible reaction is, “What the hell good could come out of this?” A shake, ...


Faith-Based Dining

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Instead of sweet nothings, Chow, Baby and its squeeze were murmuring reassurances into each other’s ears: “This place has been here for 30 years.



Fish by Steak

Chow, Baby
Given its penchant for holding unfair grudges, Chow, Baby is a little surprised it doesn’t heartily resent the D.C.-based steakhouse Sam & Harry’s for replacing the great local Chisholm Club at the Worthington ...


Loophole D

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So the other morning Chow, Baby gathered its iced coffee and cinnamon toast and prepared to report on the week’s adventures.



Super Control Freaky

Chow, Baby
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Control freak. Now you say, ‘Control freak who?’ “


Hunger, Satisfied

Chow, Baby
As Chow, Baby has been complaining about its lack-of-love life for the last few months, it now feels duty-bound to report that it’s not lonesome tonight. Yes, Sweetie Mach II has entered the building.