Posts Tagged ‘pants’

Sports Rush: Pants Get Shorted

Rush Olson
Nobody chooses the guy in blue jeans. You know, when you’re picking sides for a basketball game in the schoolyard, you figure the kid who didn’t think to wear shorts probably doesn’t have any game. Pants matter. And yet w...

War on Sag

The baggy bottom boys are losing their grip.
Eddie Griffin
Haven’t we been through this before? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. Even an irreverent shirtless, shoeless hippie from the 1960s got the message that you cannot walk into a five-star restaurant as if you were going to the be...

Saggy Journalism

Jeff Prince
Online news source Newsoxy wrote about The T’s decision to ban baggy pants from its buses, but it botched one tiny letter in its headline: “Saggy Pants Now Allowed On Buses In Fort Worth.” Methinks the “...

Generous (Pro)Portions

Chow, Baby
Chow, Baby picked the wrong day to launch its lifestyle change (“diet” is so 1980s) of no longer eating six people’s worth of food at one sitting. Getting dressed for Sunday brunch at Blue Danube ($14; 2230 W....