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Texas’ Plans for Planned Parenthood

TCU Tuition Blues

Cheers to Burton

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Now Leaving the Station

The Fort Worth Transportation Authority (The T) is collaborating with Fort Worth Weekly to come up with a new name for a commuter train...

Biting on a Dog

We recently reported a story about a dog who was accused of attacking an 84-year-old man (“Mimi and the Man,” Dec. 8, 2010). The...

Save The World: Drive to Dallas

A meeting that might help save the world from extinction is being held on Friday. Unfortunately, it’s way over in Dallas. Static wants to...

More Trouble

The cover story in this issue describes how the Zetas drug cartel is wreaking havoc on the social fabric of huge swaths of Mexico....

Aggie Christmas Present

Well, the Texas A&M University System top dogs got a little something extra in their stocking on Christmas Eve — a letter from 15...

On the Green Prairie

The cowboy life means long hours in the sun. And even after cowboys hang up their spurs and get enshrined in the Texas Cowboy...

Flaw in the Ointment

This rag gave Payton Scarth and his daddy Danny, a three-term city councilman from the East Side, a hard time a few weeks back...

Forget “Don’t Drink the Water.”

Sometimes Static’s editor feels like it’s dangerous to open her e-mail inbox on Tuesdays, deadline day at your beloved Fort Worth Weekly. You never...

Mayoral Musings

January is usually when local candidates start announcing their election plans. Neighborhood advocate and former Fort Worth city councilwoman Cathy Hirt hasn’t officially announced...

Gas-Gobblers

Holidays promote a plethora of bad puns among writers and those who pitch stories to writers, so Static was neither surprised nor particularly amused...