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Static

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Ick by the Barrel

This latest news makes Static feel all icky and worried. A past owner of the former foundry site on the edge of Fort Worth’s...

Keeping the Light On

 Static is glad to see that Attorney General Greg Abbott is back in court defending the Texas Open Meetings Act. The law, which essentially...

Hazel’s Dance with Death

At this very minute, a rogue army of tiny worms dressed in camouflage and smoking unfiltered Pall Malls is no doubt planning a midnight...

They Vant to Suck Our Blood

If you like to get plastered over the July 4 weekend and you’re a fan of the Twilight series, you’re in luck — you...

Bringing the Heat

Yes, it’s a long hot summer already, even if you don’t live along the Gulf Coast. Some of the heat is welcome, some not...

Time to “Give it” to TCEQ

If you think it’s time for the Fort Worth-Arlington-Dallas Metromess (a word Static unblushingly borrows from clean-air activist Jim Schermbeck) to finally clean up...

A Classic Rolls into History

Over the weekend the last of the inventory of the Pate Museum of Transportation went under the gavel. Amid the sounds of live music...

Fashion Forward – and Westward

Shhhhh! Top-secret stuff is happening in Weatherford. But Static isn’t afraid to dig up confidential info on the down low if it pleases regular...

Coming Soon to a Field Near You?

In quite an extraordinary turn of events, Chevron, the oil giant, has  ubpoenaed 600 hours of outtakes from the makers of Crude, a documentary...

Not Easy Being Green

Whether you vote red, blue, or green, a ballot access petition drive coming down to the wire in the next week sheds an interesting...