Yippi-ki-Hey, Where’s My Purse?

Texas’ Plans for Planned Parenthood

TCU Tuition Blues

Cheers to Burton

Blotch Jumbo

Static

Static

Save the Economy: Grow Dope

The way Static sees it, the only madness about reefer is the extremes to which the federal government has traditionally gone to police its...

Cart Before the Vote

Backroom deals at City Hall? Couldn’t be, right? But Fort Worth City Council member Kathleen Hicks pointed out the evidence — in a document...

Rocking Their World

Jeana Cole’s mother-in-law thought an earthquake had struck their family home in south Arlington on Monday. Wrong — the window-rattling tremors and noise were...

Heart-Stopping Humor

It had to be the best quote of the last week, perhaps of the year thus far. The occasion was the annual dinner of...

Can We Fill Out the Form Under the Covers?

There are days in this country when being a sentient human seems to have become a lost art (look no further than some comments...

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Breath

OK, everybody, close your mouth and pinch your nostrils shut. Hold that for as long as you can. Now, just before you pass out,...

Mad Beaver Attack

A little birdie delivered to Static what is commonly known as a hot tip. Seems several majestic trees recently disappeared from the Cowtown Coliseum’s...

Foxes, Henhouse

On Tuesday, the Fort Worth city council voted unanimously to dissolve the 14-year Crime Control and Prevention District board and replace the appointed members...

The Candidate

You have to hand it to Gov. Rick Perry: If he or his handlers identify a vote-getting trend, they are on it like white...

A Crack in the Near Southeast Shell

On Feb. 8, a Fort Worth neighborhood group pushed the latest effort at revitalization of the Near Southeast Side a little closer to reality....