Levi’s Johnson

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Posted October 8, 2009 by Jimmy Fowler in Blotch

Don’t pretend you’re shocked that Levi Johnston – Bristol Palin’s baby daddy and Sarah Palin’s pain in the ass – is going to pose naked for “Playgirl” magazine later this year. (Actually, I didn’t realize that “Playgirl” still existed). His media choice is lame, it’s tacky, it’s opportunistic, and yet, it’s more honest than grandma Sarah’s decision to score political points by presenting Bristol as an “abstinence only” spokeswoman earlier this year. Levi doesn’t even have that route available — have you ever heard him attempt speech? Right now he’s working with the, er, assets that God gave him. Let’s hope no one gets to him before the shoot and informs him that far more gay men than straight women will be purchasing his “Playgirl” issue.


One Comment


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    Bristol just doesn’t know how to move her hips or that area at all.





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