Best Worst Christmas Cards With Captions
The internet offers tons of bad family Christmas photos, so I downloaded a handful and sent them to the North Pole and asked special guest columnist Santa Claus to describe his thoughts on them.
"I SAID 'SANTA' NOT 'SANDUSKY' FOR CHRISSAKES!"
"GRANDMA LEFT THE PARTY AND WAS MYSTERIOUSLY STRUCK DOWN BY A REINDEER…AT MY COMMAND."
"I SKIPPED THAT HOUSE."
"THIS BUNCH SERENADED ME WITH A CHRISTMAS SONG CALLED 'JOY TO THE GLOOMY, DOOMED WORLD OF WOE WHERE DEATH IS THE ONLY TRUE END.' "
"CHIA PETS ARE ALWAY
"THIS WAS RICK PERRY'S TREE — STARTED OFF A LITTLE TO THE LEFT AND THEN VEERED WAY OFF TO THE RIGHT."
"THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY ODD ABOUT THIS PHOTO BUT I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT…OH YEAH…WHY IS A SNOWMAN WARMING HIS HANDS BY A FIRE? SPEAKING OF WHICH, I'M REALLY GLAD HE DID."
"THIS, TO ME, REPRESENTS THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS."
"THIS IS THE HALL FAMILY. I'D LIKE TO DECK THE HALLS."
"AH YES, I RECALL VISITING THAT HOME — THE MILK WAS SOUR, THE COOKIES TASTED LIKE CIGARETTES, AND THAT COUCH REALLY STANK."
"NAUGHTY AND NICE."
"SNOTTY AND NICE."
"THIS WAS ME TAKING A MUCH NEEDED BREAK AFTER CHRISTMAS LAST YEAR."
"THIS IS ME TAKING A BREAK FROM MY BREAK."
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