Dallas Cowboys Remain Rangers Killers

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Posted August 29, 2011 by Jeff Prince in Blotch

The Dallas Cowboys played in a meaningless preseason game on Saturday night, and went head-to-head against the Texas Rangers who were playing on another TV channel in an all-important game that might have playoff ramifications.

And Uncle Barky points out that the Cowboys game drew five times as many viewers.

Anyone surprised?

One little World Series appearance by a traditionally underachieving baseball team won’t change the fact that this is football country and the Cowboys have won five Super Bowls — oh yeah, and the game of baseball is slower than a turtle on a treadmill.


4 Comments


  1.  
    Roy

    Oh, yeah, and the game of football is ideal for the mentally deficient, with whom the planet, and especially this neck of it, is replete.




  2.  
    wahwah

    “Ideal” “deficient” “replete” — hey college boy why don’t you watch the badmitton finals while us real Texans enjoy a good game of football.




  3.  
    Roy

    Nope. Badmitton (sic) is too manly for me. I’m gay.
    And my fambly has been “real” Texans since the Civil War.




  4.  
    DC

    Did wahwah just “brag” about not going to college? That’s gotta be this week’s funniest writing on the whole site.





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