The Velvet Kittens, North Texas’ most popular burlesque revue, is seeking one young woman who can dance suggestively or has been classically trained for a weekly Thursday show that will begin in December at an undisclosed location in Dallas. The position is paid. To audition, the prospective kitten will be required to perform one two- to three-minute long burlesque-style number. To schedule an audition, e-mail your resume, current! photo, and brief bio to email@example.com. Specify that you are submitting your information for the weekly show audition. The show also is seeking a specialty or variety act.