There were five — count ’em, five! — big wins during last night’s Dallas Cowboys game against the Denver Broncos, and I’m not even counting the fact that we won the game 24-23. Winning scores don’t count in preseason.
Win No. 1 — If he survives roster cuts, we’ll have a guy on our team named Tysson Poots. That would be funny.
Win No. 2 –Nobody got injured.
Win No. 3 — I somehow made it through the whole game without puking at the sight of seeing a spawn of Buddy Ryan prowl the Cowboys sideline (Buddy being the dirty former Philadelphia Eagles couch who once put a bounty on a Cowboys player).
Win No. 4 –Tony Romo’s wife didn’t wear a pink jersey in the stands and make us lose the game.
Win No. 5 — In the interest of fairness and equal time, I’m obligated to run a photo of Romo’s new wife.