Poor St. Louis Cardinals fans. They’re in misery after watching the Texas Rangers pull off a come-from-behind miracle in Game 2 last night.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch sportswriter Bryan Burwell’s version of events says it “felt like someone opened a trap door beneath Busch Stadium and a million red-clad hearts went tumbling into a dark hole.”
Boo-freaking- hoo. Cardinals fans can stick their red-clad hearts into their own dark holes.
The Cardinals have won 10 World Series championships — the second most of any team in baseball.
Meanwhile, the Texas Rangers have turned disappointment into an art form since arriving in Arlington in 1972. Even our first-ever great season in 2010 ended in defeat.
So spare us your tears Cardinals fans.
Now let’s eat.
That’s the biggest Cardinal i’ve ever seen.