Boycott? Whaddya Got?
Regular reader(s) of Blotch know all about how I boycotted the Texas Rangers in 2002 after they dumped Pudge Rodriguez, but then rescinded my boycott yesterday after the team signed him to come back home.
Which means I have a spare boycott lying around.
So I’m sitting here pondering how I might apply this boycott. Hmm, I might boycott the upcoming reality TV show on the Octomom and her brood. That woman makes me ill.
No, I hate to waste a good boycott on that freakish ditz. Besides, I’ll never watch a minute of that show anyway so it’s not really a boycott to give up something you never wanted to begin with.
Golden parachutes, exorbitant bonuses, and flat-out corruption among financial institutions makes me want to boycott them, but I’m not sure how. I could cash in my mutual funds and hide my money in a mattress, but that would be stupid and probably hurt me more than them.
So, anybody got any ideas on how I can use my spare boycott? I hate for it to go to waste.