Kardashian Sister Eying Miles Austin?

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Posted December 12, 2011 by Jeff Prince in Blotch

One of the Kardashian sisters is packing for her trip to Dallas to be with husband Lamar Odom, the newest member of the Dallas Mavericks.

I can’t recall the name of this particular Kardashian sister but she’s the one with the whiny, grating voice.

Oh, wait, that doesn’t help much.

Where one Kardashian  sister goes and whines, the others follow and whine. So it stands to reason that the most famous sister, Kim, will hit Dallas before long.

This could be dangerous. She’s a tigress on the rebound. She’s just received a media drubbing for marrying and then dumping some shmo for the sake of her reality TV show ratings. She needs a new romance with a nice guy to enhance her public image.

So I’ll bet she tries to lock on to ex-flame Miles Austin, the nice guy Dallas Cowboys wide receiver who dated her in 2010.

MILES AND MILES OF EXES.

SHE'S GOT MILES AND MILES OF EXES.

Austin might not recognize his former flame these days. The natural beauty of the whiniest Kardashian is being trampled by plastic surgery and an ever-thickening coat of cosmetics.

However, she’s still alluring.

Stay strong, Miles.

Stay focused on taking the Cowboys to the playoffs.

Tell this train wreck to leave you alone.

Focus. Focus. Focus.

And could you give her my number, please?


2 Comments


  1.  
    jane

    Tired of the Kardashians yet? Sign the petition at Boycottkim ((dotcom)) Over 240,000 signatures!




  2.  
    Thomas

    Amen! What fine role models for young girls! A family of sluts – now millionaires.





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