I can’t recall the name of this particular Kardashian sister but she’s the one with the whiny, grating voice.
Oh, wait, that doesn’t help much.
Where one Kardashian sister goes and whines, the others follow and whine. So it stands to reason that the most famous sister, Kim, will hit Dallas before long.
This could be dangerous. She’s a tigress on the rebound. She’s just received a media drubbing for marrying and then dumping some shmo for the sake of her reality TV show ratings. She needs a new romance with a nice guy to enhance her public image.
So I’ll bet she tries to lock on to ex-flame Miles Austin, the nice guy Dallas Cowboys wide receiver who dated her in 2010.
Austin might not recognize his former flame these days. The natural beauty of the whiniest Kardashian is being trampled by plastic surgery and an ever-thickening coat of cosmetics.
However, she’s still alluring.
Stay strong, Miles.
Stay focused on taking the Cowboys to the playoffs.
Tell this train wreck to leave you alone.
Focus. Focus. Focus.
And could you give her my number, please?