An Old Drunk Is A Wise Drunk
The Tarrant County District Attorney’s website is listing the names and ages of people arrested for drunken driving over the New Year’s weekend.
Police arrested 108 suspects and charged 43 of them so far.
Most are in their 20s, 30s, and 40s. The oldest is 55.
Codgers over 55 still like to drink but maybe they’ve wised up and got it right — stay at home, watch Rockin’ New Year’s Eve, eat black eyed peas, complain about how Ryan Seacrest is no Dick Clark, and fall asleep on the couch before 10.