Super Control Freaky
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Control freak. Now you say, 'Control freak who?' "
Chow, Baby doesn't see what's so funny about that joke. Probably it was told...
Tragic Loss of Profit
The Trinity River Vision was always portrayed as a flood control project - but with a wink. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers had...
New Music, Dallas, and Y’all
Got a phone call last week from Goodwin frontman Tony Diaz, who broke the news to HearSay that Dallas' annual North Texas New Music...
War of Words
Over the weekend, the folks on both sides of the Iraq War debate gathered in Washington to shout out their pain in mass demonstrations.
First...
Take Me To The River (Bottom)
Lotsa people just get too caught up in categorizing stuff. Is this "authentic" Mexican food or Tex-Mex? Is this "authentic" blues or "white-boy" blues?...
Hunger, Satisfied
As Chow, Baby has been complaining about its lack-of-love life for the last few months, it now feels duty-bound to report that it's not...
Fruit of the Neo-Cons’ Labor
My childhood memories are dotted with visions of summer days playing on the patio of my grandparents' home, where I climbed pecan trees and...
Scopes Revisited
I've been listening to the congressional hearings for Supreme Court chief justice nominee John Roberts, and the process fills me with dread. Two down,...
Raining on the Water Board Parade
Was that the sweet fragrance of democracy that Static detected at a recent question-and-answer coffee klatch about the plan to build a half-billion-dollar lake...
Sticking It to Us
Across this great and mighty state of Texas, grown men and women are falling to their knees and weeping like babies as they try...




