For a guy like me who could happily eat a bowl of lard as long as it was topped with grated cheese, this sandwich sounds like a winner: The KFC Double Down, which uses fried chicken patties as bread, and cheese and bacon as filler.
What, no dipping gravy? The nerve.
The sandwich makes its debut on Monday. KFC claims the sandwich has 540 calories, 32 grams of fat, and 1380 milligrams of sodium.
In other words, leave a note to your loved ones before you eat one of these babies with french fries and an apple pie.