Former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Sam Hurd left the team last year to sign a $5.15 million contract with the Chicago Bears.
That provided him with a whole bunch of dollar bills to roll up into little straws.
Federal law enforcement officials characterize Hurd as a major cocaine and marijuana dealer looking to distribute up to 10 kilos of coke and 1,000 pounds of weed a week. And that was just for Michael Irvin’s personal consumption (kidding!).
The feds say Hurd’s drug connection is in North Texas, and the case will be handled in a Dallas federal court. They also say their investigation started at the tail end of Hurd’s tenure in Dallas and they claim to have a list of clients that includes NFL players.
Suppose the sphincters of any Dallas Cowboys players are puckering up right about now?