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The Earth has persevered plenty of apocalyptic predictions over the years. Turns out those claims came from false prophets. Ha-ha!

But today is most certainly the one-year countdown to doom.

The ancient Mayans sucked in English class but they knew their shizz when it came to math, astronomy, and calendars.

The Mayan calendar says Dec. 21, 2012  is the end of Life. The end of Time. The end of various other magazines.  Worse, it’s the end of life and time. Or maybe it’s the beginning of doomsday? I’m not exactly sure. The most extreme clarification is that we all die amid mass eruptions of earthquakes and general havoc and destruction, which is pretty much how I feel every January 1 when I wake up.

Anyways…Merry Christmas and a Happy Final New Year!

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM FORT WORTH CIRCA 2012.
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM FORT WORTH CIRCA 2012.

5 COMMENTS

  1. Good, I don’t give a fuck no more about myself, the person who is reading this comment, the person who wrote is article, NOBODY!! Everybody deserves to die, every human at least. It’s not hard to see why.

  2. Well, I didn’t mean to bring anybody down with my blog post about the total destruction of mankind. In some ways, the prospect of experiencing the biggest event in recorded history — doomsday — would be kind of thrilling, although cable service will probably suck. I would rather there not be an apocalypse, but if it does come in 2012 I kind of don’t want to miss it either. It’s a win-win!

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