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Those Dallas County writers think they’re soooo clever.

D Magazine hotshots Tim Rogers and Zac Crain mocked Downtown Arlington’s new logo and then had the gall to corrupt the slogan for their own sick amusement.

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They’re now hawking T-shirts with slogans such as “Downtown Arlington: The Paris of I-30” and “Downtown Arlington: Suck It, Grand Prairie.”

I praised the same Arlington logo in May. It looks perfectly fine. Yes, I might have mocked downtown Arlington a little bit myself, but Arlington is family. I can call my own family boring, bucktoothed, lonely losers. But Dallas folks can’t.

Vengeance is apparently mine as I’ve come up with a few slogans for downtown Dallas.

“Downtown Dallas: The Alcatraz of I-30”

“Downtown Dallas: Hey, Man, Can You Spare Some Change? I’m Traveling With My Pregnant Wife And I’ve Got A Job Offer In Maypearl And We Just Need $3 More And We’ll Have Enough Gas Money To Get Us There And Start New And Better Lives. And Do You Have A Smoke Too?”

“Downtown Dallas: Uh, No, The Cowboys Play Over In Arlington”

DOWNTOWN DALLAS: GOTHAM CITY WITHOUT THE BATMAN

13 COMMENTS

  1. Jeez, everytime I decide to read this rag, it gets worse and worse. My high school newspaper had better writing. This paper is so fort worth….lame.

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