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IF THESE HANDS COULD TALK - BUT FORTUNATELY THEY CAN'T.
IF THESE HANDS COULD TALK - AND FORTUNATELY THEY CAN'T.

Former Dallas Cowboys standout Charles Haley will be in Haltom City this Sunday greeting fans.

The former All-Pro standout defensive end and five-time Super Bowl champion will help celebrate 30 years of skating at Rollerworld Northeast at 6:30 pm Sunday in Haltom City.

I loved Haley as a player, but I don’t think I’ll be going to shake his hand.

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Anyone who’s read Jeff Pearlman’s Boys Will Be Boys (2008) probably feels the same way. The book describes Haley as a supreme jerkwad and a guy who didn’t think twice about pulling out his appendage in team meetings and in the locker room  and masturbating in front of coaches and teammates.

Nothing says rollerskating like a serial masturbator!

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