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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs New York Giants

With Thanksgiving approaching, I'll begin Off Asides this week by expressing gratitude and sincere homage to something very dear to my heart -- the...

Prince Fielder More Like A Frog

The local news media is pretty hyped up about the Texas Rangers trade that brought first basemen Prince Fielder to the team. He's a guy...

Fourth Annual Cowtown Cranksgiving Ride

Charity events are rarely as interactive as the fourth annual Cowtown Cranksgiving Ride, which begins 3pm tomorrow (Sat Nov 16) at Trinity Bicycles, 343...

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Saints, Divine Intervention

Before we get into this week's Off Asides, I have breaking news to report: Tony Romo's mom has filed a bullying complaint against the...

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the gift that keeps on giving. We owe them three Super Bowls already. Might we soon owe them a fourth? The Cowboys...

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Detroit Lions & Dez Bryant

Dez Bryant deserves a game ball, but not for the two touchdowns he scored in yesterday’s game against the Detroit Lions. Bryant gets a game...

The Biggest (Lovable) Losers: Western Hills Cougars

You’ve probably heard the story by now, since it’s making web headlines: A Western Hills High School parent filed a bullying complaint against football...

Washington (Racial Slurs) Face Dallas Cowboys On Sunday

Nobody around these parts needs another reason to hate the Washington Redskins. That burgundy-and-gold bunch of ingrates has been the oldest and fiercest rival...

Cowboys, Broncos Try to Ruin Football

Everyone’s raving about the Broncos/Cowboys game. How exciting it was. How “entertaining,” to use a word that’s been bandied about zillions of times already,...

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Baddass Broncos

The best boxing match I ever saw was in 1973 when my cousin Little Johnny fought in the Golden Gloves. He was matched up...