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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Tennessee Titanics

Wow, what a battle. Intense. Valiant. But, ultimately, unsuccessful -- my brain and my eyelids pummeled each other as the clock slowly ticked toward noon,...

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs San Fran

Ah, the first Sunday of the new National Football League season promises to be a glorious day; I settle onto the couch for pregame...

Free App For Fishing, Hunting Info

People who like to hunt and fish will appreciate this latest tech news: The Texas Parks & Wildlife is posting all of its information...

Jerry Jones Jonesing For Off-Field Action?

The song "Me and Mrs. Jones" might have slipped Jerry's mind. Sports gossip blogger Terez Owens is posting photos of what appears to be the...

World Cup Update (The Siegreichen Deutschland Edition)

After an epic destruction of Brazil in the semis and a hard-fought win over Argentina in the finals, Germany are now the world champions...

The World Cup All-Hot Team

Everybody is body-shaming Prince Fielder right now for his nude photograph on the cover of ESPN Magazine, which only proves what we already knew:...

World Cup Update (The Semifinal Edition)

USA went out of the World Cup in the last round, but the tournament marches on toward its end, and so does my blogging...

World Cup Update (The Bedeviled by Red Devils Edition)

So the World Cup’s round of 16 is over and done, and to general sadness but no one's great shock, USA has gone down...

World Cup Update (The “What Group of Death?” Edition)

Following its 1-0 loss to Germany, USA was still able to progress from one of the toughest groups at the World Cup. That’s more...

The World Cup All-Hair Team

I’ll have more thoughts on USA’s escape from a very tough group later on this afternoon, but first, let’s have some fun with the...