Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa
Every Tuesday after putting the paper to bed, around 9-ish, I’d go to The Torch, a now-defunct club on West 7th Street, and dee-jay....
Forget The Nipple, Join 21st Century
If not for the mammary gland seen ‘round the world, we wouldn’t be enduring tired old acts such as The Who during the Super...
AwkQuarius Filthifies Fat Albert
In addition to knockin’ old-school, R&B-inflected rap out the box daily, two young North Texas rhyme-makers, Dallas’ Pikahsso and Arlington’s Tahiti –– together known...
Pepsi Sorry, So Very Sorry For iPhone App
Pepsi could never write for Blotch. Twits with iPhones began tweeting o’plenty after the company released an application that some people deemed offensive.
So...
“Sharing the Past” at the Amon
Anyone who cares for a family member, friend or client with Alzheimer’s can tell you that public events especially designed for patients and their supporters are...
Father Krampus
I’ve been thinking lately that Santa Claus must be stopped for the sake of the children. His gluttony and generosity will only encourage more obese...
Clint Eastwood Kicks Ass At 80
It’s hard to imagine, but the king of bad-asses, Mr. Dirty Harry himself, turned 80 yesterday.
Movie critics enjoy tearing down Clint Eastwood, picking apart...
Plaxico Runs Deep Route To Pen
For anyone who thinks celebrities can buy their way out of legal jams, this two-year sentence just handed to New York Giants WR Plaxico...
SXSW: A New Surreality
Last night, a man allegedly got hammered, got into his car, got pulled over by the cops, and then tried to flee the scene...
Jerry Haynes: Class Act
I don’t have much to add to the avalanche of well-deserved praise for beloved performer Jerry “Mr. Peppermint” Haynes, who died yesterday at the...
