Posts Tagged ‘Santa Claus’
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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Philadelphia Eagles, Dreams

Jeff Prince
Attending an after-hours party on Saturday night/Sunday morning means Off Asides is not in tip-top shape on Sunday night to deliver the world’s most insightful column on the Dallas Cowboys. This stark reality dawns on me when...


Father Krampus

Jimmy Fowler
I’ve been thinking lately that Santa Claus must be stopped for the sake of the children. His gluttony and generosity will only encourage more obese kids with unreasonably high self esteem. There’s no need to completely thr...



Best Worst Christmas Cards With Captions

Jeff Prince
The internet offers tons of bad family Christmas photos, so I downloaded a handful and sent them to the North Pole and asked special guest columnist Santa Claus to describe his thoughts on them.


How To Tell A Kid That Santa’s Fake

Jeff Prince
(Spoiler alert: If you believe that ol’ St. Nick is real, then read no further. Oh, and don’t read the headline). The Today Show and Parenting Magazine are teaming up to survey parents on Christmas traditions, incl...