Posts Tagged ‘Super Bowl XLV’

A Win for Sundance Square

Jimmy Fowler
There’s been a lot of carping and general negativity about That Thing That Happened in Arlington Last Sunday. Much of the complaining has been warranted. However, I’d like to relay some good news – a press release from th...


Black Eyed Peas + SB45 Halftime = Bathroom Break

Anthony Mariani
Slated to perform during halftime of Super Bowl XLV between the Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers, the Black Eyed Peas, let it be known, are the worst, most unforgivable, most immoral human beings ever purporting to be ...



Welcome, Steelers (and Yinzers)

Anthony Mariani
That tremendous jolt in your crotch region? Don’t worry. It’s just that the Pittsburgh Steelers have arrived in Fort Worth and are ready to win an unprecedented seventh Super Bowl. The team landed a couple of hours ago but ...


Damn Yankees to Descend Upon Fort Worth

Anthony Mariani
No matter which AFC team wins the conference title game, the Pittsburgh Steelers or New York Jets, Fort Worth, as the host city of the AFC representatives for Super Bowl XLV, will be flooded with loud, obnoxious, condescending,...