Posts Tagged ‘Texas Rangers’
His life story: Coming to a theater near you?

Josh Hamilton at the Movies

Kristian Lin
Attention Texas Rangers fans: The news has just dropped this afternoon that Josh Hamilton’s life story of overcoming addiction is garnering interest from Hollywood. Casey Affleck (the brother of Ben and the director of th...


Josh Hamilton Has Four Shots And A Double

Jeff Prince
OK, the headline was in bad taste. Texas Rangers slugger Josh Hamilton might slip off the wagon on rare occasions, but he was the legal life of the party last night in Baltimore. Four home runs, a double, 18 total bases. Baltim...



From Pee-Yu To Woo-Hoo

Jeff Prince
Millions of bad puns about Yu Darvish’s name have been bandied about in recent months, and they must STOP — unless you can think of a new one. A Google search indicates that this Blotch post marks the first use of &...


Yu Darvish Is Topps

Jeff Prince
Texas Rangers rookie pitcher Yu Darvish can’t squeak by on the $10 million per year he earns with the team. But don’t worry, he’ll be getting more money thrown his way after signing an exclusive autograph trad...



Josh Hamilton Plays Odd Bargaining Chip

Jeff Prince
Did you hear about the guy who walked into a bar and said, “I’d like a shot,” and the bartender said, “That’ll be $100 million, please”? Barely a week ago, the sports media was buzzing about ...


Hey Yu Put On Yo Clothes And Play For The Rangers

Jeff Prince
I went to one of those big box stores to check out a high-def TV selling for $500 — except when I arrived, the store wanted to charge another $1,000 just for the rights to shop there. “WTF?” I said, since I al...



Texas Rangers Should Let Cardinals Win The Series

Jeff Prince
After perusing today’s St. Louis Post-Dispatch I’ve decided the Rangers should let the St. Louis Cardinals win the next two games and the World Series. That poor city is a mess, although made up of really nice peopl...


Texas Rangers Overcome Triple Hex

Jeff Prince
If you believe in bad signs and omens, then you’d already written off the Texas Rangers before they even played last night’s Game 4 of the World Series. Bad Omen No. 1 — Rangers slugger Josh Hamilton stood in ...



Red-Clad Hearts Don’t Know Dark Hole

Jeff Prince
Poor St. Louis Cardinals fans. They’re in misery after watching the Texas Rangers pull off a come-from-behind miracle in Game 2 last night. St. Louis Post-Dispatch sportswriter Bryan Burwell’s version of events says...


World Series An Easy Victory

Jeff Prince
Think about it. A couple of Texas Rangers are riding a trail, keeping settlers safe from all types of bad hombres… And then, suddenly, they come face to face with a couple of outlaw Cardinals blocking their path… Wh...