Posts Tagged ‘Texas Rangers’
Hey Yu Put On Yo Clothes And Play For The Rangers
Jeff PrinceI went to one of those big box stores to check out a high-def TV selling for $500 — except when I arrived, the store wanted to charge another $1,000 just for the rights to shop there. “WTF?” I said, since I al...
Texas Rangers Should Let Cardinals Win The Series
Jeff PrinceAfter perusing today’s St. Louis Post-Dispatch I’ve decided the Rangers should let the St. Louis Cardinals win the next two games and the World Series. That poor city is a mess, although made up of really nice peopl...
Texas Rangers Overcome Triple Hex
Jeff PrinceIf you believe in bad signs and omens, then you’d already written off the Texas Rangers before they even played last night’s Game 4 of the World Series. Bad Omen No. 1 — Rangers slugger Josh Hamilton stood in ...
Red-Clad Hearts Don’t Know Dark Hole
Jeff PrincePoor St. Louis Cardinals fans. They’re in misery after watching the Texas Rangers pull off a come-from-behind miracle in Game 2 last night. St. Louis Post-Dispatch sportswriter Bryan Burwell’s version of events says...
World Series An Easy Victory
Jeff PrinceThink about it. A couple of Texas Rangers are riding a trail, keeping settlers safe from all types of bad hombres… And then, suddenly, they come face to face with a couple of outlaw Cardinals blocking their path… Wh...
Texas Rangers Get No Respect
Jeff PrinceSo-called experts are predicting the World Series already, and they don’t have much faith in our hometown Texas Rangers. FOX Sports sportswriter John Paul Marosi says the Rangers will fall in the first playoff series, whi...
Ron Washington Is in “Moneyball”!
Kristian LinI didn’t have room in my review of Moneyball to include this tidbit, but the Rangers’ current manager turns up as a character in the movie. Washington was a coach on the A’s staff during the time period covere...
Dallas Cowboys Remain Rangers Killers
Jeff PrinceThe Dallas Cowboys played in a meaningless preseason game on Saturday night, and went head-to-head against the Texas Rangers who were playing on another TV channel in an all-important game that might have playoff ramifications....
Another Fan Falls Over Railing; Darwin Foiled
Jeff PrinceShannon Stone’s fall from the stands at the Ballpark in Arlington last week was tragic. A good father trying to catch a ball for his son — tossed to him by a player — who then falls 20 feet to his death in fro...
Texas Rangers Fans Break Dumbest Record Ever
Jeff PrinceThe Texas Rangers broke the Guinness Book of World Records for most people wearing sunglasses in the dark, and also set a record for the most ridiculous publicity stunt of the year. It only took 424 people wearing sunglasses to...