The Big Bird Goes to: Non-Voters

This year’s dedication of the Big Bird, our sweepstakes Turkey, will be short and sour. It goes to the 83 percent of registered voters in Texas who stayed home on Nov. 4. Any organization — whether it’s the Democratic Party or the Republicans,  a church, a bunch of mega-corporations or the Mafia — that gathers too much power soon gets up to no good. At a time when this state is playing a major role in pollution and energy controversies that could affect the whole world via climate change, allowing so much power to concentrate in one party severely reduces the public debate on those and many other issues. And that’s what those who stayed home in November helped make happen.


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Fifty Shades of Pissed Off

A massively popular erotic novel that included scenes of bondage, mental manipulation, and angst led an Arlington woman to accuse her business partner of doling out some of the same. Arlington resident Jenny Pedroza and Amanda Hayward became partners in 2010 even though they lived 10,000 miles apart — Hayward lives in Australia. They co-founded The Writer’s Coffee Shop, a small e-publishing company that unleashed E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey onto the public, prompting housewives everywhere to lean against washing machines while absorbing the exploits of young Ana Steele and Christian Grey, a rich playboy with an affinity for nubile ladies, ropes, and spankings. The demand for the “mommy porn” novel became so intense that the small-time publishers couldn’t handle all the orders. They sold the publishing rights to Random House, and the book series went on to sell 100 million copies and inspire a movie that will be released next year. Pedroza said Hayward asked her to sign a contract that would incorporate their business, allegedly to simplify the process of paying taxes and collecting payments for publishing sales. Pedroza didn’t consult an attorney. She considered Hayward a trusted friend. Now she considers her a liar and a fraud. Hayward ended up with the whole turkey, leaving Pedroza nothing but giblets. Pedroza filed a lawsuit in Tarrant County in May saying she’d been cheated out of hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars in the deal.


The Mournful Howl of Lost Silence

Few things are more annoying than being awakened by a barking dog –– except being awakened by a dozen barking dogs. Jamie and Stephanie Connelly live in a modest frame home surrounded by beautiful shade trees and a surprising abundance of privacy and solitude, considering their home sits not far from the intersection of I-30 and East Loop 820. They love their property’s rustic charm and enjoy sleeping with their windows open on pleasant evenings. Or, they did. Just over the couple’s backyard fence is Family PetCare, a veterinarian clinic that coexisted peacefully with its neighbors until 2012, when owners added outdoor kennels. Suddenly, the sound of barking began at first light and continued throughout the morning. The Connellys complained, and the clinic owners added sound barriers to a fence, but the auditory intrusion persisted. The Connellys complained to the city’s code compliance office last year after discovering Family PetCare wasn’t zoned for outdoor kennels. The clinic owners applied for a zoning change, the Zoning Commission recommended approval, and the Fort Worth City Council approved it earlier this year, offering little sympathy, assistance, or encouragement to the embattled couple.


Tenderize These Birds with a Gavel

The horror stories told by local residents who have been unwillingly sucked into guardianship cases in the county’s two probate courts are harrowing. Numerous court cases have come to light that depict two powerful judges, Pat Ferchill and Steve King, as being complicit in a system that strips citizens of their independence while draining their bank accounts through a seemingly never-ending array of court-appointed attorneys, guardians, and bankers. All earn fees, taken from the bank accounts of defendants. Both judges say they are protecting elderly and incapacitated residents from exploitation. A growing number of activists accuse the judges of being the primary exploiters. Fort Worth Weekly has investigated these courtroom tactics since 2008. National news media have begun to examine the phenomenon in their own counties, and a troubling trend of judicial abuse is being revealed from coast to coast.


Red-Eyed Money-Gobblers

The city of Fort Worth refers to its automated ticket system as a “Red Light Safety Camera Program,” which sounds better than a “Red Light Revenue Collection Program.” Most cities, including Fort Worth, contract out the operation of these systems, allowing private firms to issue citations to motorists based only on photographic evidence. People who wish to contest the tickets discover it’s not an easy chore. Some cities, including Dallas and Lubbock, have been caught shortening the duration of their yellow lights, meaning that more motorists will run red lights and have to pay fines –– a de facto tax system. The cameras also encourage unsafe driving –– nervous motorists often slam on their brakes at the moment the light turns yellow or punch their gas pedals and try to zoom through the intersection. In recent years, more and more cities have ended their programs, citing uncertainty about whether the cameras increase safety and concerns about whether they are even legal. Fort Worth should join the revolution.


There’s Nothing Worse Than Dry Turkey

… unless maybe it’s a beloved lake that’s all dried up. Residents of Dalworthington Gardens watched in horror as Pappy Elkins Lake shrank during a historic drought — records show that XTO Energy overused the lake for fracking water, a charge the company denies. If the energy company did take more water than allowed by state permit, they did it with the help of the town’s mayor, city council, and other officials. Back when he was making a pitch to allow the drilling, Mayor Michael Tedder told residents the lake was off-limits to drillers. Then he wrote a letter giving drillers permission to take water from the lake, even before the council had approved that action — and without the approval of the state agency that controls such water removals.

DWG-ites were also shocked to learn that XTO has repeatedly violated the city’s drilling ordinance — they’d not heard a word about that from the city. The person hired to inspect the site didn’t even know there was any drilling going on after four years. Lakeside residents said they could see clouds of emissions blowing right toward a nearby elementary school. And if all that weren’t enough, the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality discovered the pad site was built on top of an earthen dam –– a violation of state law.

The little town is still divided over the issue, and many have completely lost trust in their city’s government.


Gagging on the Aggies

Imagine some wealthy guy has married into your family, and now he’s taken the family crest down from its place above the mantel and won’t acknowledge you on the street. That’s kind of how the alumni of the Texas Wesleyan School of Law felt when Texas A&M University purchased their alma mater. Wesleyan grads assumed that A&M would reissue their diplomas as a matter of due course, but the Aggies refused. Many Wesleyan alumni feel they have lost all connection to a program they helped build –– one that was accredited in part because of their accomplishments.

It looks like the law school was sacrificed to pay for improvements of Wesleyan’s main campus in southeast Fort Worth. “Wesleyan” was dropped from the school’s name, and online records of the Texas Wesleyan School of Law have practically been scrubbed from existence. But that hasn’t stopped the new Aggie administrators from touting the achievements of the Wesleyan grads, while referring to them as A&M alumni.

For refusing to acknowledge their step-siblings’ place in the family, A&M officials get a raw turkey — and, if it’s a just world, the kind of indigestion that they have caused in others.


The Perks of Pedigrees

Thanksgiving is all about family and making sure your relatives have jobs at places that are a clear conflict of interest to your elected or appointed position. Wait — we’re thinking of Fort Worth’s rampant year-round nepotism, not Thanksgiving. When it comes to getting a high-paying cushy job in this town, seems that the best way to get ahead is to be related to some alleged public servant.

The Trinity River Vision staff reads like a social directory for the offspring of local politicians and high-ranking officials: Most notably U.S. Rep. Kay Granger’s son J.D. is its executive director, and the Tarrant Regional Water District’s head honcho Jim Oliver’s son Matt is the TRV’s public information officer.

Mayor Betsy Price was all over television shilling for the Ed Bass-led effort to get taxpayers to pay for his pet project, an absurdly high-priced arena. It would have been Fort Worth knowing (to borrow from those commercials) that her son-in-law works for Ed Bass’ real estate company and sits on the board of the Fort Worth Stock Show and Rodeo.

When former Fort Worth schools Superintendent Walter Dansby stepped down from that post in June, he took a flamethrower to that bridge when he told the Fort Worth Star-Telegram that some school board members had a problem with him because he refused to give raises to their relatives. He said he had to get rid of 19 people “closely tied” to board members over the years, though he wouldn’t name anyone specifically.

Come to think of it, maybe local officials who find taxpayer-funded jobs for their relatives shouldn’t be allowed at the table this year. They’ve already had more than their fair share of the feast.



    • This white Republican fully supports your right to issue blanket condemnations of people based on their race and political affiliation. I admire your tolerance and open mindedness.

      • What is true is true, Peckerwoods and Baggers and Repugs are like ham and eggs and toast. What’s new here? Live with it. You’re like a drunkard lying in a pool of vomit and urine saying ‘two beers…I just had two beers’. I got you on my Prayer list.

  1. 1. You left out the best part about Amy Kushnir, the bimbo who walked off the set after whining about Michael Sam. She is the daughter of Robert Tilton. Yeah. That Robert Tilton.
    2. Fort Worth won’t regulate payday lenders because CashAmerica lives here and pays politicians and their friends.
    3. So what is it about the stunning nepotism at the Trinity River Vision? I have wondered for years why the most qualified person to run that boondoggle is apparently the son of the politician who corrals the jack for it. And NOBODY seems to notice or say anything about it. Is that what they mean when they say something is being done “the Fort Worth way?”

  2. Aren’t these Turkey of the Year awards supposed to be at least somewhat funny?

    This entire article is a snooze fest lacking in any originality whatsoever.

    I should end my post with a pithy one liner like Dud Kennedy ends his lame columns.

    Go and suck no more.

    I’m sorry that’s all I got.


  3. This would be kind of interesting if it contained at least two female turkey politicians: 1) Poor little gobbler Wendy Davis couldn’t even flap her vestigial turkey wings hard enough to get her “gobbler-natorial” campaign for governor off of the ground. (and just to be fair and bipartisan) 2) Konni (aka Kooki) Burton will be interesting to watch as she does her amateur turkey trot around any real issues in the Texas state senate as the newly minted but poorly informed Dist 10 senator.

  4. Giving Thanks to the Fort Worth Weekly for this article- it is important that you keep highlighting the abuses in Tarrant County Probate Courts, sadly these courts are not the only ones who abuses their power- see the links below- Probate judges, lawyers, thrid party guardians, have become nothing more than a legal industry profiting off of the elderly, disabled and deceased with little to no accountability. Here are links that will inform and hopefully prepare you and your family for what to expect from a Probate Court that is far from Justice if you believe it even exists in these courts.

  5. The Weekly really is our only voice of sanity in this City. The nepotism and corruption is so pervasive it borders on incest. And we wonder why we have such failing schools.

    • Fort Worth/Tarrant County is staunchly corrupt; much is always a secret. It is pervasive, encompassing the FW public schools, DA’s office, PD and City Council.