Open Carry Gun Walk in the Stockyards
There’s nothing more fun than a political demonstration organized to protest a non-existent injustice, especially if it provides an excuse to show off your...
Now Can We Have a “Dislike” Button?
Maybe Mark Zuckerberg should consider changing the onscreen color of Facebook from blue to green: Envy would appear to be the biggest emotion the...
Zedler Beats the Birther Horse
Anyone who thought the birther movement was over when President Barak Obama released his birth certificate underestimated Rep. Bill Zedler. The reliably whacky Zedler,...
Django Reinhardt Festival at A5A
How cool is 20th century guitarist Django Reinhardt? So cool, Sean Penn faints at the mere mention of his name. More accurately, Sean Penn’s...
Let’s Go … Ravens?
My worst NFL nightmare has come true. Two of my least favorite teams –– the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers –– are...
Theatre Arlington’s Todd Hart Bids Adieu
To anyone who saw Theatre Arlington executive producer Todd Hart introduce Friday’s opening night performance of The Tale of the Allergist’s Wife, he seemed...
Kelly Clarkson Boggles While Clinton Ogles
Alicia Keys, who vowed to do something different with the national anthem during her upcoming Super Bowl performance, might take inspiration from Tarrant County's...
School Board Elects Judy Needham as President
At its meeting on Tuesday Night, the Fort Worth School Board of Trustees elected Judy Needham as its president, replacing T.A. Simms. Needham was...
Preacher Perry Comforts His Gun-Toting Flock
How moronic is Rick Perry’s response to President Obama’s new gun control proposals? His statement reaches Everest-scale heights of dumbassed-osity that even I didn’t...
Flying Rats Live Another Day
Dear Lord. We’ve got to see Ray Lewis do that stupid dance at least one more time.
My thoughts on the head flying rat are...
