Social Distance Running
Chicken Little’s tale regarding the sky falling seems like a best-case scenario as of late. The 2020 Summer Olympics have now been postponed, so...
Missed Connections
“You were powerful, Canadian, and wearing a black jersey with an orange number 30 on it. We flirted for more than half an hour...
Demons
The Frogs have one shot, one opportunity, to grab everything they’ve ever wanted in 60 minutes. Will they capture it, or just let it...
Ownership Is Destroying the Rangers
The Texas Rangers’ active payroll for 2022 is slated to be $8,350,000, as it stands now. If that’s the case by Opening Day 2022,...
Remedial Math
Bye weeks are an opportunity for outrospection. Frog fanatics were likely glued to their televisions or mobile devices trying to digest the contents and...
Zeke Who?
Back before robots were so commonly used in place of people in the workforce, an actual human being was once the head coach of...
The Unicorn Pasture
Our long(-ish) local sports nightmare is finally over. No, Jerry Jones didn’t drunkenly tumble over the side of his yacht and become shark chow,...
Cowboys Season Preview
For the past two decades, predicting the fate of your Dallas Cowboys is just a matter of piecing together how a given year’s iteration will...
Turnover Trauma
TCU’s hope for a College Football Playoff or a Big 12 title might have gone underwater with the flash floods of the weekend. Unfortunately,...
Dust Storm
Like a plant-based burger or ERCOT’s latest failure to manage our power grid, the truth can be hard to swallow. I’m generally a lie-to-me-if-you-love-me...
