Hopelessness Springs Eternal
Ah, spring. The heavenly vanguard season that, along with the two and a half weeks we get of fall, brackets the 16-month long actual...
2024 Draft-stravaganza
This Thursday evening, it’s NFL Christmas! The league’s annual three-day selection superdrama kicks off in Detroit, and I’m practically vibrating with anticipation. With another...
Froggy Four
“The Everything School,” a catchy slogan adorning TikToks and billboards on the road to Omaha, congratulates and acclaims TCU baseball’s climax of what has...
Help Wanted
After one of the most maddening seasons in franchise history, frustrated fans, ravenous for their pound of flesh, are now happily feasting on it....
Snubbed
It sucks falling short of your goal. It may suck substantially worse to be told you probably achieved your goal only to be snubbed...
Feel Good
They did it again. After a nearly catastrophic beginning to homecoming weekend, the Frogs are still unscathed after dropping 18 points behind the visiting...
Big D Energy?
The football gods, in their infinite cruelty, have a singular objective, which is to constantly out me as an ill-informed, emotion-fueled fraud of a...
Bubble Playoffs Are Magic
After such a long and bewildering layoff, I had become so sports starved that if someone had simply decided to trot out caffeinated gerbils...
Stars Shining Brighter
Heading into Game 4 between the Dallas Stars and the Nashville Predators in the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs, the Preds lead...
Luck-omotives
Let’s go, Chiefs! I loathe them, but I loathe whiny conservatives even more, and based mostly on a bunch of noise outside the locker...
