Chisholm Wins One
Shame makes an effective motivational tool. When last we met residents of the Chisholm Heights neighborhood west of Fort Worth, they were furious about...
Brave New Mag
Brave New Mag
As the news business languishes in this brave new world of the interweb, Twitter-heads, investigative journalism delivered by cell phone, and 24-hour...
Eye-Opener
Cross your fingers, close your eyes, light the incense, and keep repeating, "We are recession-proof. We are recession-proooof ... ."
Sigh. It didn't work, despite...
Commuting One Sentence …
You've seen the old movies. The hands of the clock move slowly toward the appointed time. The warden eyes the phone - will there...
Fish or Cut Debate?
After Louis McBee filed to run for mayor against incumbent Mike Moncrief in 2007, Moncrief responded like an elephant with a gnat on his...
She Can See His Hair From There
It's hard to imagine who would be a worse governor, incumbent Republican Rick Perry or Republican challenger U.S. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison. Unless, gosh...
She Can See His Hair From There
It's hard to imagine who would be a worse governor, incumbent Republican Rick Perry or Republican challenger U.S. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison. Unless, gosh...
Salvation through Science
The title of the sermon tickled Static's little secular pea-pickin' heart: "Thank God for Evolution: How the Scientific Method is the Path to Salvation."...
Salvation through Science
The title of the sermon tickled Static's little secular pea-pickin' heart: "Thank God for Evolution: How the Scientific Method is the Path to Salvation."...
Spreading it Around
Static's old Stock Show-loving granny used to say, "When life hands you cow poop, make cow poop-ade." Why life would be handling cow manure...
