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Follow the Campaign Money

Static was surprised to hear from not one, but two little birdies that money from outside of the state was spent on a low-turnout...

Can We Fill Out the Form Under the Covers?

There are days in this country when being a sentient human seems to have become a lost art (look no further than some comments...

Berry Theater Going to Toads?

Lots of young folks made it to first or even second base while watching movies in the dark during the glory days of Fort...

Lyda’s Story

"At this point, she looks like she has had a stroke; her left hand is curled into a ball, she is hard and rigid...

Send ’Em a Telegram

When a daily paper like the Startlegram gets beat on a story by the piddling underclass (Fort Worth Weekly), the reaction follows a strict...

A Thin Inky Line

Static frequently feels like this rag is part of a very thin line of soldiers guarding a frontier against threats that many of its...

Indian Ink-stained Wretches

The news that the Fort Worth Star-Telegram is outsourcing 26 advertising design jobs to India comes as no surprise, seeing as how Fort Worth...

I-35 Traffic Is a Wreck

Driving in this town is dangerous enough since more than a few people are multi-tasking while behind the wheel. Being able to watch Netflix...

Emotional Support Animals: For the Birds

You’ve probably read this story already, but here’s the gist: A Bushwick-based performance artist named Ventiko tried to bring her pet peacock Dexter aboard...

Troll-free Tellygram

The racist, name-calling, confrontational, and sensationalistic comments sometimes left by trolls at the bottom of online newspaper stories are no longer welcome at the...