Fort Worth Man Recalls Maui Missile Crisis
In perhaps the worst reply-all misclick in recent memory, people in the Hawaiian islands recently were blessed with 38 minutes to think about the...
Cheering TCU’s Ballpark Brew
Don’t drink it.
Love Texas Christian University baseball but *makes sign of the cross* hate the thought of beer at Lupton Stadium? Just keep your...
Round up the Usual Suspects
Static is working hard on a new filing system. For example, the file marked “Not At All Surprising But Still Disappointing” is filled with...
Buttered Up
Surprise, surprise! An energy exhibit will be part of the new Fort Worth Museum of Science and History when it opens in 2009. Oil...
Lives and Love on the Line
Fort Worth cops are getting national notice for a public service announcement in which they, as TIME put it, “argue in favor of same-sex...
Our Empire Strikes Back
One thing I think most bipedal, opposable-thumbed, prefrontal-cortexed mammals of the human variety can agree on: COVID sucks. And, after COVID, someone left the...
Fair Wages For All
Betsy Price took a $100,000 pay cut when she decided to become mayor in 2011. She had earned more than $1 million during her...
Deep Ellum Brewing Mural a No-Go
The founder of Deep Ellum Brewing Company received a letter from the city recently that might turn a lesser man to drink. Seems a...
Everywhere, Signs
Some townsfolk are accusing mayoral candidate Jim Lane of cattle rustling. They say he lassoed Molly the longhorn, Cowtown’s mascot, and lifted her distinctive...
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Nose
North Texas residents hoping for better regulation of the oil and gas industry will get their chance to yell at (that is, talk respectfully...
