Super Bowl Wrap-Up
Coming Up 7s
Last Sunday’s Super Bowl was one for the ages. It was thrilling! It was spectacular! It was adrenaline-pumping entertainment that had me...
Super Bowl LVI: A Breath of Fresh Air
Let me start by saying that I completely recognize his greatness. I willingly acknowledge that he is likely the single most accomplished athlete in...
King Shit of Turd Mountain
It’s a vote-with-your-wallet culture right now. Boycotting or stockpiling a certain brand’s frijoles negros or another’s sleeptime head support products could easily be determined...
Blow to the Mavs
Am I the only one who wants to do a bunch of cocaine with Luka Dončić? I’m not really that into the yayo. I just...
Garbage Time
Plenty of Hate to Go Around
There was something kind of poetic about watching it rain garbage in Jerry World as fans hurled everything within...
Just Like the Good Ol’ Days
In this rapidly changing world, despite being pretty well set in my own personal ways since, I don’t know, junior high, probably, I try...
They Are What We Thought They Were
Blow it up. We’re done. Dak can’t throw, the receivers can’t catch, the O-line is aging and overrated, the defense can’t get pressure, put...
Handicapping the Big Bowls
Mercifully, we’re on the precipice of enjoying college football bowls from legitimately successful teams this season. Don’t misunderstand me. As much as I enjoy...
Minor League Bowling
This marks the third consecutive season in which Horned Frog fanatics aren’t able to base their holiday travel around a bowl matchup for their...
The Rangers’ Present
I wonder which of the three Christmas ghosts convinced Rangers owners Ray Davis and Bob Simpson to loosen their purse strings? I bet it...
