How does People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) expect to be taken seriously when they make a stink about somebody swatting a fly?
I was talking to a guy who owns a barbecue joint in Azle — we were discussing various rib rubs, brisket cooking techniques, sauces, and whatnot — and he mentioned PETA.
I suggested he print up some T-shirts for his restaurant that say, “Gimme another PETA ‘dat barbecue brisket!”
Of course, stuff like that’s always funnier after a few beers – and pork ribs. But he might do it. I guess I should have copyrighted the phrase first, like Paris Hilton copyrighted “That’s hot” and “That’s huuuge.” And then I’ll do a sex video and have a contest to find my new BFF.