Hot Mermaid To Welcome Swimmers?

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Posted August 3, 2011 by Jeff Prince in Blotch

This week’s Static column talks about the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) offering money to Fort Worth to help reopen public pools in exchange for displaying an advertising campaign.

It’ll never happen. Fort Worth will never take the bite.

However, here is the ad poster that PETA wanted to place at our public pools if they ever get reopened. (Anybody got $12.5 million lying around in their sofa cushion? If so, send it to the city’s general fund and address the envelope to “Please open the damn pools, you skinflints!”)

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2 Comments


  1.  
    Obama's Seat

    I had her prettier sister for dinner just last week.




  2.  
    Tracy

    I had to complete a basic math equation to comment on this post. That’s awesome! That should keep a lot of city staff from commenting.





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