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Give A Hand To Masturbating Bear, Comic Dog

Jeff Prince
Is life worth living without Triumph The Insult Comic Dog and the Masturbating Bear? Methinks not. A dreadful byproduct of the NBC-Conan O’Brien split is that the network keeps the intellectual property of the “Tonight Show...


Sarahs, Andys Most Likely To Call In At Work

Jeff Prince
Note to all employers out there – don’t hire deadbeats named Sarah or Andy. And watch out for lazy bums named Steve and Becky. A recent study says women named Sarah, and men named Andy are most likely to call in and miss wo...



A 2010 Stage Sked

Jimmy Fowler
Fort Worth’s top four small theater groups have announced most of their 2010 schedules by now, and the offerings look unusually scrumptious. I don’t know how much the long national mood of unrest and pessimism has influence...


Exxon CEO Gives Oily Testimony

Jeff Prince
Exxon Mobile Corp. CEO Rex Tillerson told a House subcommittee that hydraulic fracturing, or “fracking,” is safe, efficient, and environmentally responsible. No word on whether he also told them Santa Claus and the tooth fa...



Goodbye, Brendan

Jimmy Fowler
I don’t understand how NBC 5’s Brendan Higgins could be departing the station now that his contract has expired. He was named ”Best TV Anchor” in last year’s “Best Of” issue by this very publication. Guess that da...


Wade Phillips Back, Jessica Simpson Not So Much

Jeff Prince
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told ESPN that Wade “the Real Bum” Phillips is going to be coaching the team again next year. Tony Romo “supported” his coach by saying, “His record speaks for itself.” That’s the ...



Jay Leno’s Dance Of Disingenuousness

Jeff Prince
The Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, NBC debacle just keeps getting juicier and sloppier. Leno has been a human Hacky Sack for the past few weeks among comedians, TV pundits, and bloggers (led by Blotch of course). His primetime show...


Love Nature To Death On Saturday

Jeff Prince
If you’re driving east on I-30 from downtown Fort Worth, you’ll pass a large, gorgeous chunk of land on your right and wonder why developers haven’t turned it into a giant mall or apartment complex. The reason Fort Worth ...



Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys

Jeff Prince
How ’bout them Cowgirls? Hell, Marys, that was painful to watch. OK, that was mean, and I’m sorry. The Cowboys best season in a long while was killed after yesterday’s embarrassing 34-3 loss to the Minnesota Vikin...


Is the Right Wing Right About ‘Avatar’?

Kristian Lin
The latest dispatch from the culture wars is the right wing’s attack column forming against Avatar. The Weekly Standard‘s John Podhoretz and John Nolte call the movie anti-American. Town Hall’s Jonah Goldberg tell...