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This Week in Love: Consensual Sex App, Uniform Dating

Eric Griffey
Love Contract A few years back, The Chappelle Show aired a skit about two people signing a contract of consent before sex. In an instance of life imitating art, a company called Sandton Technologies has created an app called Go...


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ALERT! No Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Saints

Jeff Prince
Off Asides is out of the office this week. Thus, the Metroplex’s most heralded sports column (note: no heralds actually heard) will not be entertaining you with the wit, insight, non sequiturs, puns, and pathos you’ve come ...



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Opal Lee Wants To Celebrate 88th Birthday With You

Jeff Prince
Opal Lee is about to celebrate her 88th birthday, and she’d like to see you at her party. If you go, bring a little money for the collection plate. Lee’s using her birthday as a means to fund an even bigger party. &...


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Drink for Turtles

Eric Griffey
Turtles have been all over the news lately. The story of a turtle that survived in a box for 30 years made the social media rounds earlier this week. The country is still recovering from the turtle smuggling ring that was broke...



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DFW Meet and Cruise on Sept 27

JIMMY FOWLER
Despite gradually expanding (and much-needed) light rail systems in North Texas, the automobile remains the transportation of choice around here. It’s therefore inevitable that people would maintain a certain fetishy relation...


BARRY CORBIN AND JOE STEVENS DISCUSS A SCENE ON A HOT AFTERNOON IN GAINESVILLE (Photo by Jeff Prince)

Final Thoughts on Windsor, Barry Corbin, Joe Stevens & Co.

Jeff Prince
The ol’ notebook is about emptied out, the camera card is picked clean, and my buzz is finally subsiding after visiting the set of Windsor earlier this month (“A Script For Texas,” Sept. 17, 2014). If you’d ...



THE OBJECT THAT KEEPS SLIPPING THROUGH DEMARCO MURRAY'S FINGERS.

Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Rams, Fumbles

Jeff Prince
Tony Dorsett can finally relax. The former Dallas Cowboys star fumbled the football more than any other National Football League running back not named Franco Harris. (Dorsett and Harris are tied with 90 fumbles each in their c...


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Luke Wade Wows on The Voice

ANTHONY MARIANI
Part of what makes The Voice better than its predecessor, American Idol, is the former’s emphasis on musicality in objection to sheer record-selling capabilities. That, and the Voice coaches are really a lot of fun to be arou...



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Sonny Carl Davis on Windsor, Alamo, Evil Bong, Willie Nelson

Jeff Prince
Sometime back in the early 1990s I stumbled across Last Night at the Alamo (1983), an obscure black-and-white film directed by the tortured Texas maverick Eagle Pennell. For years I’d pull the VHS tape out at perfect times an...


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Top 5 Shows

ANTHONY MARIANI
1.) To help raise money for Duane Smith, the Southern Train Gypsy bassist who recently had to relocate to Houston to receive cancer treatment, his band and three other Fort Worth acts –– melodicore stylists Oh Sleeper, self...