So, the U.S. has al Qaeda on the run, huh? Wonder if they’ll fetch Osama bin Laden while there at it. Is anybody even looking anymore? You’d think the mega-bounty on the al Qaeda leader’s head would motivate somebody.

If you’re short on cash and could use $25 mill, a report released in February suggests bin Laden is probably hiding in a protected compound near the Pakistan border.

Now that George W. Bush is unemployed, maybe he could use the money. He’s a tough-talking Texan who believes in “mission accomplished.” He should do what O.J. Simpson so valiantly did – spend all his free hours searching for a killer on the loose.

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Then again, an article here says you’re more likely to discover Elvis alive than bin Laden.