It’s official – the Philadelphia Eagles and their mouthy fans are trembling like baby Accipitridae.

Their mojo is no-go leading up to Saturday night’s playoff game against the Dallas Cowboys.

The Philadelphia Inquirer seems to have already conceded based on all these so many many many desperate sounding stories published this week.

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An Eagles employee has apologized after spitting on the midfield star at Cowboys Stadium last week and then posting a video of the desecration online.

Even tougher-than-nails quarterback Donovan McNabb looks scared in this photo.