Apparently there are only two things keeping America from returning to its glory days: We’re fat and stupid. The feds are trying to alleviate this situation by replacing the old Food Pyramid image of healthy eating guidelines with a new graphic called MyPlate. First Lady Michelle Obama held a ceremony today to unveil the less intellectually taxing circle.
Pretty soon, it seems, we’ll all have the body of Kim Kardashian. We’ll still have her IQ, but that won’t matter because that baffling pyramid won’t be around to confuse and intimidate us. My question for the MyPlate designers is – where do vodka and Cool Ranch Doritos fit in?